Garth

1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.

1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.

by ThE_WiLkStA April 14, 2006

garty

a party of gardens. In many cases the garden is made of weed. Some people might tell you to stay off the weeeed. But at a garty everyone loves the weed. Some might confuse this with a gay party, but that is something else all together.

TJ: "you im throwing a dope garty tonight"
Barton: "I'll bring the snacks"
Toby :"I'm gay so I'm not going"
Maggie and Peterson: "Same"
TJ and Barton: "ITS GARTY SZN!!!!!"

by Clemsonisvetterthanbama August 10, 2017

Garthish

Acting Like a pedophile. Enjoying to rub other people's shoulders in a homosexual manner

Wow Bill is being quit garthish today

by T Bagginz April 2, 2009

Garth brooks

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley

king of country Garth brooks

by dkkong69 March 31, 2009

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

Garth'd

Proposing to a girl with an empty box and no ring

Yo did you hear about Julie's proposal, she got Garth'd!

by Soca C May 28, 2013

Garty

A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.

Sam: Garty, stop simping up to Megan!

Garty: Only if you let me suck your dick

Sam: What

Garty: What

by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020