Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt

Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??

by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018

Garland

The funniest, coolest, and prettiest person in the world. She’s so nice and loyal to her friends. She also is just super talented, smart, and creative. No one compares to Garland.

Garland got a 100 on the math test today she’s so smart.

by Alex——- November 21, 2021

Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 26, 2015

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Sue Garland

Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps

See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty

by Brizzle Burd May 26, 2023

The Garland

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!

Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!

by Bejensnwmem July 8, 2018

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016