Crabs Gardner

having a crab tossed in your bed for breaking the Code of Men.

"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"

Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.

by Taplin August 24, 2009

Gardiner

Usually has the distinct smell of pot smoke, weed is plentiful and cheep, a gathering place of whores, a holding space for people lacking points in the IQ department, people either dressing as an Emo Child or an American Eagle prep, super center of child obesity which isn't Macdonald's.

Dude this sucks, I live in a Gardiner town.

by im_from_gardiner January 6, 2009

Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do

I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

by Mich7 July 6, 2010

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest women to ever walk this planet.

A: Hey dude thats the hottest woman ive ever seen!
B: I know thats Jennifer Garner.

by Arpi November 7, 2004

up hill gardner

a homosexual, gay, queer or puff.

"See that fella over there he is an up hill gardner"

by SiRuS-T May 9, 2005

Adam Gardner

A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.

"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"

by Gregory Hasien February 1, 2008

garnerism

To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."

by The romancer March 3, 2014