DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

The Gristle Jardo

A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.

The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

The Gristle Jardo

The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.

You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

grintles

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit

"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES

by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009