A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.
The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
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The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.
You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.
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