gretchen

a cunt ass hoe

‘ wow look at her she’s such a gretchen ‘

by Bigmouth123 November 6, 2021

Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.

"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."

by JahJiJo December 4, 2020

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

by Accident April 26, 2017

steele gretchen

A sadistic, manipulative, twisted, sadist asshole who can when throwing his guts up from sickness can still make girls emotionally break down.

Dude what happened to Sam?
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.

by johnny THM November 27, 2013

Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.

You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.

by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025

gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.

Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!

by Haute Girl March 1, 2017