gooch grease

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance

ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.

by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005

Gotcha question

Any question that former Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is too stupid to answer.

Gotcha questions asked by interviewers Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric:

Charles Gibson: "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?"

Sarah Palin: "In what respect Charlie?"

Charles Gibson: "What do you interpret it to be?"

Sarah Palin: "His world view."

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Katie Couric: "When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read...?"

Sarah Palin: "I've read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press..."

Katie Couric: "But what ones specifically? I'm curious."

Sarah Palin: "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years."

Katie Couric: "Can you name any of them?"

Sarah Palin: "{Long speech about how Alaska isn't a foreign country}"... no shit.

by emgs93 August 3, 2010

Gooch Juice

the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)

My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice

by Ralfonzo May 15, 2009

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003

Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

by Tutua September 25, 2005