golf 

The whitest game ever.

WHITE GUY: Do you play golf?
BLACK GUY: You mean like as a caddy?

golf by Max-a-Badman December 13, 2015

Golf 

The best sport ever created, for two main reasons

1. Its next to impossible to get hurt playing it, and requires extreme skill and precision to play (anyone who thinks different has never played it and cant)
2. It is the ONLY!!! sport that you can play for 3/4's of your life, people from the age of 8 up to 70 can play.

"Hey charlie wanna go play some golf?" "Sure grandpa!!"

Golf by The only trustworthy man alive September 5, 2011

Golf 

It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.

F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.

Golf by WesWes March 13, 2008

golf 

1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography

2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material

3) the lamest sport...ever

1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?

bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.

2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?

Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.

-(class of kids crack up)

3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.

bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!

golf by Big T and the Boyz October 25, 2012

GOLF 

Golf, being the sport/game played by many.. Also known as G.O.L.F. Standing for; Girls.Only.Little.Focker. . So by reading the previous statement it has been very clearly shown that if you are not a girl (female), then this sport should not be played by you. . . Always abide to the rules.

Wendy, "Hey Sarah, are you up for a lil G.O.L.F this weekend?"
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."

GOLF by Rose_Nic July 24, 2011

Golf 

Golf= a man who looks like one of those pictures on pinterest who you would like to know but! its like seasonal, so his not necessarily your type but when you get into ‘that zone’ (zone=vibe) you want him so you say: “i want a man that is golf.”

“He is golf.”

Golf by thatbishnatasha January 3, 2022

golf 

1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?

golf by violentchick15 November 8, 2007