Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by anonymous September 23, 2021

clinica goblins gremilins

as pessoas mais engracadas que existem

clinica goblins gremilins

by volkomito March 20, 2022

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022

more goblins, more fun

Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.

"Man, there is so many goblins in here."
"More goblins, more fun"

by trollking63 November 28, 2022

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023