glookies

a made up strain of marijuana commonly used by people with a very low iq

yo bro i just went to David’s and rolled up that glookies

by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020

glooks🖤

You are getting friendzoned really hard in most friendly way. I would just recommend you go cry

Alexandra : Swipes up on post “😍😍😍 you cute”

Random : “Glooks🖤”

Alexandra : go cry’s you friends “I just got curved”

by Famoustru March 24, 2021

glond

To lie convincingly.

He had glondt.

by Paper or Plastic November 30, 2010

glooie

A person who isn't that pog. They are slightly annoying and will never be "big men".

They are a bunch of glooie's.

by non real name April 7, 2021

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

by theyeldman July 11, 2010

Gloid

A girl with "tricking" ways.

A female who acts as if she has no respect for herself, similar to a ho

A female who is plain and simple, easy.

Two types of gloids, a good gloid, or a bad gloid, a good gloid is an attractive gloid but still holds those traits listed above. Whereas a bad gloid is not attractive and still holds those negative characteristics listed above.

Example 1:

Person 1: Bruhh I went to the club last night and all the gloids were on my dick.

Person 2: Were they good gloids or bad?

Person 1: I like to switch up my game, i did a combination of both xD

Person 2: ... Smh

Example 2:

Person 1: I got some play last night bro.

Person 2: Lets be honest was she a gloid?

Person 1: Idk is your sister a gloid?

Person 2: .... Tried.

by Legitkid09 September 4, 2010