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global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house
Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.
by edgymofo December 11, 2021
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Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.
Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!
by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017
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global warming

A theory, that the inflammation of "greenhouse" gases will produce a "greenhouse effect" keeping the Earth's temperature up. It's a really good cause, to prevent this from happening, but most people do not know that in Washington D.C., (my teacher told us this) the people are lobbying the oil, so that we always need to use the oil because of the money involved. And that's what it's all about. Money. If it weren't for those lobbyers, (I hope I spelled that right) we could switch to something that would prevent global warming from happening. But no. It's all about money. Doesn't anyone care about what will happen if we don't prevent this global warming, also known as climate change, from happening? Some things that may happen are the following:

The depletion of the ozone layer

Glaciers will melt because of the temperature increase since the Industrial Revolution. Over the last 100 years, the temperature has increased approximately 0.6 Fahrenheit. Over the last 4 decades, the arctic ice pack has lost about 40 percent of its thickness.

Some ski resorts would have to resort to making their own snow. Ski resorts would have to have shorter seasons and in southern Ontario, the length of the ski season would be cut in half by 2080.

In the near future, the sea level would rise 55 meters.

The melting of the polar ice caps.

Many, many species in Australia's Great Barrier Reef will die out because of a few degrees of climate increase.

~Constance. February 12, 2005.
I really believe in preventing global warming. For more information, you may go to one of my websites, www.neopets.com/~tailofthelily (don't ask, I needed to create a simple webpage)
by C.C. February 12, 2005
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Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
by Volksgeist July 21, 2018
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global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread
All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
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global orgasm day

December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)

A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.

don't believe it? google it.
<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN
by mrwest January 4, 2007
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