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glasses-banging

Glasses-banging, v.: the act of kissing by two engineering students.
"We were glasses-banging in the computer lab, and then I totally buffer-overflowed all over her face."
by hippityhoppity11 May 22, 2009
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Glasses skank

A person who buys/wears glasses for no purpose other than they think that it's fashionable. Their eyesight is not impaired in the slightest, and they usually take the form of your generic skank, hobag, whore, or just all around bitch. Its like getting braces for fun when your teeth are really fine. (this obviously doe not apply to sunglasses, which are another matter entirely).
Girl - "Oh I didn't know Vanessa had glasses. Did she used to wear contacts or something?"
Other, more observant girl - "No, she's just a glasses skank, as you can see by her too tight, ripped up shorts and overly dyed and straightened hair."
by Wordsofanobscureteen June 7, 2010
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Glasses whore

One who wears anothers glasses in rapid succesion for many reasons most often to see if they look good on the glasses whore(needless to say they never do) or to make fun of the fashion sense of the legal proprietor of the glasses.
"Victoria is such a glasses whore!!!1 She always wears my glasses just to see if they look good on her" "Yeah I know jeez!!!"
by Shosher June 11, 2006
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Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.
yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!
by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012
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Glasses Malone

Charles Penniman, a rapper from the west coast. Signed to Sony records after turning down major labels like interscope and def jam.

Has a new album "The beach cruiser" coming out with a hot single called Certified with Akon on the hook. The beat is amazing.
"Akon and Glasses"

Its luda vision bitch, im the soul of the crew
got these girls on my heels like the soul of my shoe
Got two up in the kitchen let it simmer and cook,
kon break it on down and deliver the hook

"Yo that boy Glasses malone is the shit!!!"
by tahat dude March 27, 2008
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Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter
Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.
by personoftheworld February 8, 2019
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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019
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