hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009

Electro Giant

A card that really needs to be nerfed in Clash Royale. It kills everything in its path, there’s no good counters for it, it’s too fast, it has more health than a fucking pekka, and you’re definitely a big baby that lives in your mom’s basement if you use this card.

Electro Giant is gay

by Akaudi7 July 12, 2021

New York Football Giants (2010)

(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.

1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).

by Herbstava December 22, 2010

They Might Be Giants

An ingenious and intensely awesome band with an incomprehensibly novel style consisting of varying musical styles, exuberantly quirky lyrics with inticate wordplay, and overwhelming aesthetic value.

"Well, I don't know--though Flood remains one of They Might Be Giants' most popular albums, I prefer the sheer ebullient eccentricity of Apollo 18."

by Yotta Bee Mervenacci December 25, 2003

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Giant Asian Sticker

The giant Asian stick that the YouTuber Mr beast sticks everywhere he goes

Friend: Hey have you seen the new Mr beast video?

Friend 2: the one with the Giant Asian sticker?

Friend: yeah

by Mr.beast6000 May 10, 2019

giantex

A giant of who is non-binary. They are about 30 feet tall or more. Sometimes they are happy when they crush, eat, or torture tiny people but some are also gentle and helpful.

Indigo, a Giantex, likes to eat people (called vore), crush people, or keep people as slaves. Where as Rea, also a Giantex, prefers to be kind and help people.

by EnviousEnby October 31, 2021