glad_maser4

Great person and even better when you meet him.

Made by glad_maser4.

by Glad_maser4 April 22, 2022

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

glad-vaging

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023

Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

so glad to eat you

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Garbage bag glad

To express tier 1 gladness.

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!

by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013