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I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t 

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t by PKFifer November 20, 2011
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7608 GH CT. 

the address of a half guatemalan hottie
(dms always open)
RIP meemaw your soul rests now πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
Guy 1: you tryna pop out to 7608 GH CT. tn?
Guy 2: yeah you already know there gone be some fine ass guys there
7608 GH CT. by Names Jauser May 12, 2022
An AIM greeting, in which someone who is completely baked initiates a conversation.
Jason: hi(gh)
Marshall: nice, who did you smoke with?
Jason: your mom and dad
Marshall: weird
hi(gh) by cliffdogg August 15, 2008

Glendale Heights (GH) 

A town with high authority, many fear it and refer to it as the ghetto. Threr are many drugs, gangs, and illeagal immigrants around this town, along with many fights or "gang wars". Some people say that its neighboring town Glen Ellyn is the exact opposite but it actually is not they can party to its just the older rich yuppies that give it a bad name, well and along with the high population of police.
GH! Where it all goes Down!
Glendale Heights (GH) by GH! April 30, 2005

Glendale Heights (GH) 

It's not a town, it's a f*ckin lifestyle.
"That was so f*ckin G.H."

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) 

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer