Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.

“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

by Touch my goat July 2, 2019

she's the goat

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod

Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

by onlyreal1out.there January 16, 2017

Throat goat

The best at deepthroating ...

I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....

by Shoeboxx May 3, 2021

Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.

*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.

by TeamCade May 13, 2016

Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.

Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.

by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010