super gnar

to reach the height of excellence and surpass it.

Dude, that sweet jump was super gnar!

by super gnar gnar October 4, 2007

Char the Gnar

To eat out a girls vagina

Mike: I chared sally's gnar so good last night!
John: That's awesome man!

Sam: I'll Char the Gnar all night long.
Donna: Yes!

by 3' O' Clock May 30, 2010

shred gnar

(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.

Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.

-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."

-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."

How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."

"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 15, 2011

So Gnar

So Gnar is the defining of.

A act of courage, death, stupidity, pure awesomeness anything that is awesome.

Pat dropped a 100 foot cliff and lived
Monster said to PAT : that was So Gnar dude.

by airblastor May 5, 2009

gnarly

These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.

-Nobody can shred like that guy, he's fuckin gnarly.
-That chick has prefect tits, she's fucking gnarly.
-Pipeline in the winter is fucking GNARLY!

by Sandy's Rippa July 8, 2003

gnarski and clutch

its when you doing something thats super sketchy, or clutch and you pull through by the skin on your teeth. It pertains to anything extreme and psuedo-extreme like snowboarding, skateboarding, a clutch play at madden, a winning shot in a pig game (as long as it was super sick with it), driving like a dare devil. Comes from the idea of starsky and hutch.

I was mobbin down the slopes dawg and i hit the booter, man i was flyin like a squirrel and i still pulled my board under and stuck that sheez... boy you better believe it was gnarski and clutch, i'd been f*** up

by Johnny Bizzle November 16, 2007