fornifriend

a friend with which one fornicates casually with on an ongoing or occasional basis.

a modern, more sophisticated synonym of the term "fuckbuddy"

John, meet my fornifriend Sally.

Together? No way, they're just fornifriends.

She's one of my best fornifriends.

by eslampiece September 8, 2005

fornication

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other

by holly August 26, 2003

furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

by soma689 April 25, 2013

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

by Andydeek November 11, 2005

Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

fornicate

1. To have sexual intercourse outside of marriage. Used in biblical times.

2. A less obscene way to say "fuck." Used often by Iron Mike Tyson.

1. Thou shalt not fornicate.

2. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many beautiful women as I did.

I want to talk nice to you and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick...

I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life. Can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I've been robbed of most of my money. Can I at least get a blowjob?

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna, you know.

by Situation Hot July 6, 2017