Moving Furniture

The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.

“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”

by ottoh May 1, 2013

value city furniture

A furniture store that black people visit when they are waiting for the bus and white people visit when they are finished shopping at Hobby Lobby but still have time to kill. Rarely does someone enter VCF for the purpose of buying furniture.

Yo foo, it's cold! Let's get our asses up in that value city until the bus comes.

Or

My good lady, we have made our purchase here at the Hobby Lobby but our movie will not begin for another forty five minutes. Shall we adjourn to Value City Furniture for a brief distraction?

by specialk88 November 15, 2013

furniture

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

by Bjasondotcom May 27, 2006

furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.

See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."

by Griffincat October 30, 2007

Furniture Chicken

When you or your roommate(s) wait for the other to buy necessary furniture after moving in to your new place instead of agreeing to pay half on everything.

My roommate played furniture chicken on me for three months before I bought the couch.

by Psy000 August 22, 2010

furniturea

Contemporary painted wood furniture designed in a rural modern style.

An interpretation of an Adirondack chair, a form historically found in a rural setting, designed to be used as a formal dining chair in a modern setting, would be an example of rural modern furniturea design.

by also light trucking May 29, 2009

Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.

A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.

by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015