function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

high functioning psychopath

A psychopath who has a stable lifestyle and usually possess high status and influence in society. They can be anyone- CEOs, millionaires, politicians , doctors. But inspit of their high functioning they are still people without a shred of empathy or a conscience

James Bond is a high functioning psychopath.

by Default_User October 20, 2015

High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

by Super Thicc November 22, 2020

high functioning autism

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.

High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

by Wills0 July 1, 2009

funbox

synonym for vagina

I'd like to party in that funbox.

by Erock April 15, 2004

func

A function, party, fiesta, gathering, large get-together, bash, throw down.

John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."

Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."

by uhyeah February 1, 2010

funcooker

n. refers to pulling down your pants to reveal your balls and ass to the world to fill time during a slow period. Before being done, you must say "Here comes the funcooker!"

After an awkward pause, Bill turned to his friend, unzipped his pants and said "Here comes the funcooker!"

by Russell Franchise March 12, 2009