funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.

Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?

by VincentPrices September 9, 2018

Funch

When you're in a class with ur gradskool friends and you're excited to eat lunch with them.

I'm ready for funnncch! turn lunch into funch!!!

by onaspeechcraaaayyyzz June 6, 2022

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023

Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)

Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!

by leadgenerator June 14, 2019