Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

Felcher

When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.

CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate

by give me more March 11, 2004

Felcher

Felcher- Term used to describe the act of cumming in a anal cavity and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

John Perry is a Felcher!

by Trefry June 15, 2018

Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

by StuPedasso July 6, 2012

Felcherpillar

A person who is a downright felcher.

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008

French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

Funcher

Funcher - Fun.cher.

Definition: One who munches on fags/faggots.

Fresh Lord A: "Yo bro, check out that dude over. What a total funcher he is."

Fresh Lord B: "Yeah man, that shizzle is off the hook. Just look at him, funching it up over there."

by Tailed-Fox February 27, 2010