fuckwad

An extremely annoying person.

Hey josh, Debbie's a total fuckwad

by jcurrie December 30, 2016

fucktard

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!

by James Wyatt April 10, 2006

fucktarded

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.

You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.

by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004

fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.

Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!

by klca April 26, 2014

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Fucktardis

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.

Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

by Jiggaman Make Dem Say UHHH! June 27, 2006