Fuckton

Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!

Tyrone: Damn!
by Chunt February 13, 2012
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Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."
by MrFarnsworth October 22, 2016
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FuckTon

A FuckTon, exactly 9001 regular tons.
Guy one: Your car is huge, it must weigh a fuckton!
Guy Two: Nah, it's about 1/2 fuckton.
by Markk116 July 03, 2012
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Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.
I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.
by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 18, 2022
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Fuckton

The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.
"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
by Fuckton June 11, 2013
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Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential
Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
by MJ82 October 07, 2018
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Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019
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