Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021

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fictionary

Relating to, characterized by; A character invented by the imagination is fictionary.

Dude! Have you heard a story about this fictionary character? It's so exciting.

by RK Jowling September 26, 2021

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Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)

NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.

by PartisanZ July 11, 2023

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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.

I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.

by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025

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