fuckshit

1. the next level pastmuthafucking douchebag
2. a cuntwit who fucks a cowpie
3. a drunk dubya
4. lacking a brain

1. jon bit me, that fuckshit!
2. that fuckshit fucked shit from a cow.
3. dubya got drunk last night.
what a fuckshit!
4. he bit a cow today.
where?
its ass
what a fuckshit!

by doucheman October 9, 2005

Sackery of fuckshit

Expression used to define a person who is that bad that can be compared to an ugly sack full of the worst disgusting things ever existed.

A: "Hey, did you hear about Hitler?"
B: "Oh, you mean that sackery of fuckshit? Yes"

by Dan Sparkle September 16, 2016

fuckshit

To freeze fecal matter and use it for sexual pleasure. Most often fresh human fecal matter is formed to the desired shape for the recipient, and then frozen immediately.

That fuckshit made me climax better than most penis!

by ottomatt May 28, 2011

fuckshit dickhead

A contraction of the words fuck, shit and dickhead. Normally used if the person can't decide which is most appropriate for a given situation or if the situation requires the use of all 3.

Wow, Peter is such a fuckshit dickhead.

by barbariann December 4, 2007

Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

fuckshit avenue

The point of absolute insanity, the loss of all reason and any care about anything and everything. May be reached as a result of extreme anger. Also used to refer to the state the human mind enters when it goes FUBAR under the care of powerful-ass drugs.

"Man, after he pulled that last one on me I was on the verge of fuckshit avenue."

After taking the overdose of LSD, she proceeed to take an hourlong trip down fuckshit avenue.

by that cameltopping armadillo July 6, 2012