fuckaplegic

An extremely offensive term for a person who is seen as "practically challenged". It suggests that they suffer from total or near total paralysis with the possible exception of the sexual organs, and that they are only useful as the recipient of sexual acts.

Fuckaplegic is almost synonymous with fucktard.

Person 1: Oh goodness! I've just knocked over your drink!
Person 2: You fuckaplegic cock socket.

by nooloe July 30, 2010

Fuckable

When Someone Is So Attractive That You Just Want To Have Sex With Them. Its Like A Sexual Rampage. A Raging Boner Just Urging To Go Inside Of A Hot Ass Person. It's The Type Of Human/ Immortal That makes you wet, ejaculate, Hard, Moist or even Masterbate.

She's so Fuckable I would Murder Her Vagina With My Rock Hard Penis. He's So Fuckable I mean Look at dat ass I would tap that all night long. The Mouth On Her/ Him Was So Fuckable that I would love to throw my hot-dog down there hallway.

by The Wild One November 3, 2013

fuckupable

Capable of epic disaster. Not fail safe.

This sweet potato souffle recipe is fuckupable, it's too complicated.

by Hottyinahood December 5, 2009

Fuckable

Anything with a vagina and a pulse..... Or just a vagina

Dude: DAYYYYYUM she so fine. I'd fuck dat pussy all day

Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Fuckable

A highly attractive sexually desirable person, completely irrestable and worthy of a fuck

Hey Neil, you are looking most fuckable this evening, let's do it

by Jane69 July 2, 2008

fuckable

Someone you can fuck/have sex with. They're not hot but you wouldn't mind JUST hittin it.

Serena Williams is fuckable.

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Fuckable

totes hot... a physical attraction to someone of desired sex. If someone is fuckable then this person is likely to get fucked... if a person is nearly fuckable then it depends on the amount of alcohol intake of the sayer about the fucking situation.

He's alright... I mean he's fuckable

by De-lovely March 15, 2010