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Poly Fuckboy

A guy who claims to be poly and uses the psychological complexities of alternative lifestyles to justify his fuckboy behavior (both to himself and to others). Claims that sex is how he connects with people before he's able to connect emotionally, because it's just "how he is," when really he's not interested in people beyond sex. Will adopt the terminology and concepts of alternative lifestyles in order to present himself as open-minded, but if his behavior is called into question, he will manipulate his date/partner into feeling guilty for questioning him, claiming that she needs to take responsibility for her feelings (or other dismissive invalidations). Other symptoms: attempts to control the methods and/or frequency of contact (including warnings early in the relationship that he is very busy); has a high number of partners yet claims to have close emotional connections with all of them (despite his occasionally forgetting about you); makes frequent assumptions, false accusations, and judgements about a woman's behavior (often as a distraction from his own); consistently gives himself an 'out' for hangouts (yet somehow the conflict magically disappears if he thinks he may get laid); expresses interest in / extreme comfort with a platonic relationship but then fails to demonstrate interest beyond sex/poly-related topics; gaslighting; mansplaining; arrogance; may also include signs and symptoms of a narcissist or sociopath.
Allison: Me and Kevin are in an open relationship, so I'm looking for friends with benefits. Should I go out with James?

Brenda: I'd say yes if you just wanted to get laid and talk about nothing but sex, but he's a classic poly fuckboy, so not really friend material.
by AshleyJameson17 October 3, 2019
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Fuckboy Fall

fuck boy fall is where boys don’t give a fuck about what girls think and have fun with their fall,and fuck shit up have party’s go hoe around and do whatever.fuck boy fall is mainly like “hot girl summer” but for boys in fall.
i need all the boys to get out and go fuck around it’s fuckboy fall. bitches ain’t shit!
by fuck boy fall September 26, 2019
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fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.
A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"
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Fuckboy Buckethead

John Cena known in the Wwe for pandering to the crowd and burying talent with Triple H's golden shovel is Fuckboy Buckethead. He is a fuckboy and he has a buckethead.
THE FUCKBOY BUCKETHEAD IS HURRRR!!

When fuckboy buckethead comes out we're gonna boo the shit out of him.
Fuckboy buckethead is still the champion.
by stickemup135 December 11, 2013
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fuckboy

Fuckboy
(Fuk-boy
A chronic disease in which a chemical imbalance located in the brain and testicles causes males to act and behave in a certain way, especially disrespectful to women, and very self-idolizing.

Can be cured with your over the counter prescription known as "fuck boy repellant"

In the form of a spray or pill.

Can only be prescribed by a medical professional.

Do you, or someone you know show symptoms of a fuckboy?

Call your local medical center to immediately seek attention.

Slowly, together, we can eliminate fuckboys from our society.
What a fuckboy, asked for a girl's nudes after 5 minutes into the conversation.
by sofan May 4, 2015
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fuckboy

a boy around their teenage years--between thirteen and twenty-five. they play with a girls' feelings and are notorious womanizers. they are also called Casanova and playboy.
generally, they are:

-privileged
-popular
-arrogant
-ask for nudes
-pretend they're interested
-masters at ghosting

this is for the girls if you like a fuckboy, this is a note to all of y'all. this is what you will be thought of if you try to go after a fuckboy. i would personally not go after one

this is how they think: if you are straightforward and show interest, you come off as too aggressive. if you are shy and waiting for them to make a move, then you are a tease and perpetuating gender stereotypes. if you want to screw you’re a slut if you don’t then you’re a prude. if you have a sense of style you’re a basic bitch. if you don’t then you’re not cool. if you initiate flirting you’re thirsty. if you don’t then they won’t talk to you. if you put on makeup you’re insecure. if you don’t then you’re ugly. if you want a relationship you’re boring and asking for too much. if you just want to hookup then you’re a hoe. if you show that you care about their wellbeing you’re trying too hard. if you don’t then you’re a bitch. if you want them to take care of you you’re incapable. if you can take care of yourself you are an aggressive feminist. if you don’t catch feelings and reject them then you’re a tease. if you catch feelings, then i would say you lose because the fuckboy won't.
Person A: Oh my God, did you see Michael last night with that girl? Even though he just broke up with Ella?

Person B: I don't know why he's your friend, he's such a fuckboy.
by the greatest bitch alive October 6, 2019
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fuckboy

An overconfident ass who will lead a girl on just to let her down. Sometimes later apologizes only to say "send nudes" once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care one minute, and be emotionless the next. He is the definition of 'mixed signals'. Do NOT fall for his charms. Typically will call you baby girl and say cute things to get his claws on your emotions. If a girl tries to stand up to him he will likely deny everything and turn it around on the girl, making her feel stupid. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they know all the right things to say.
Sierna: "He is so sweet to me and takes me out, but tells me not to catch feelings.. why does he do this to me?"
Payton: "He is a fuckboy Sierna! He's playing games, do not let him break your heart!!"
by notyourbaby December 21, 2016
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