Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

by snzn March 28, 2009

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

fuckbag

someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot

listen up you stupid fuckbag!

by nicole January 8, 2005

freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014

Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

by Bama Fett October 6, 2009