When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.
Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!
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A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!
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Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
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