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sneaky frogger magician

When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.
My girlfriend broke up with me after i gave her the sneaky frogger magician.
by newsome stoner July 29, 2012
mugGet the sneaky frogger magicianmug.
a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.
by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017
mugGet the Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the thirdmug.

Frogger

Someone with an average sized cock who breaks into BUD/S during Hell Week and repeatedly rapes the candidates.
Damn fuck a crabber Rufus is a frogger bro!
by Rufus96 October 27, 2021
mugGet the Froggermug.

frogger

wow that frogger u got looks very handsome
by drunk.unciron April 6, 2023
mugGet the froggermug.

cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.
"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.
by sirfiggin June 8, 2016
mugGet the cat froggermug.

Frogger

Dang cheyenne your frogger stinks.
by Lardiphur November 5, 2018
mugGet the Froggermug.

Frogger

The word frogger is only used toward someone who is apart of the frog fan base, and is only to be used by the frog fan base.
Person 1:“Omg, are you a frogger???”

Person 2:”hell yeah I’m a frogger, dude let’s talk about frogs”
by Frogfanman November 12, 2020
mugGet the Froggermug.

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