When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.
by newsome stoner March 13, 2012
a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.
by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017
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by Spanky T Clown February 14, 2003
"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.
by sirfiggin April 16, 2016
A word used to demean frogs and other amphibious creatures. Derived from the video game of the same name meaning the frog is worthless and should be hit by a fucking 5000mph truck.
by Witherama8 April 11, 2023
Someone with an average sized cock who breaks into BUD/S during Hell Week and repeatedly rapes the candidates.
by Rufus96 October 28, 2021