Fretard

Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".

Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).

by Da Gr8 Gazoo March 13, 2011

Fretard

a freakin retard

DUDE 1: dude..your such a fretard.

by pseudonym214u30yu5470 December 25, 2011

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

Fretard

Short for fucking retard, mainly used for someone who stuffed up really bad.

Wow you forgot the song you Fretard!!!

by huyaaaa April 5, 2017

Fwitard

Someone who hammers the Washington wizards ML and can’t seem to hit because Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma can’t make their shots

Wow dude this really making me feel like a Fwitard

by Kapnut January 29, 2025