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frankemployment

Noun. the condition whereby a living wage job is substituted by the horrific, monstrous, cobbling together of several "semi-living" jobs, into one "living dead"-wage job. see also: living-dead-wage.
Meadow is freaking out, because she can't afford to live on her barista job, so she pick up other odd jobs and survives on frankemployment.
by bluemeadow November 5, 2009
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franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.
I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.
by Deadfella September 20, 2010
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Frankenapp

FrankenApp - when a software vendor ports desktop software to new mobile platforms without any consideration for what the user wants or how the new UI paradigm can change the user experience...under these conditions, it is a FrankenApp.
I checkout out Excel for the iPAD yesterday. I accidentally hit the show all Toolbars command and the entire screen turned into toolbars. Talk about a Frankenapp!
by goodone! November 30, 2011
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Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!
by alphaholism is it February 21, 2011
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Frankenbush

A large and unmaintained mass of unruly female pubic hair.

Pronounced like Frankinstein
"Did you see that girl? She should really shave that frankenbush, it's disgusting"
by kaelinsanity July 16, 2009
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Frankengay

adj; To be at an extremely monstrous state of gayness.
The idea of a Twilight musical directed by Liberace is very Frankengay.
by Bort826TFWorld September 14, 2010
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frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.
Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.
by Cool Me! September 25, 2005
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