Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.

-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.

by Dick-man March 5, 2010

Suicide Forest

Logan Paul’s favourite place in the world

PersonA: Hey you know Logan Paul

PersonB: The one who loves the suicide Forest?
PersonA: yeah that one

by Clubpenguincanfuckme July 22, 2018

Forrest gumped

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

by rlampani January 5, 2009

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Suicide Forest

A place where you can end your career, quite literally and figuratively.

Logan Paul: Guys look we found a dead body in suicide forest!

Everyone Else: Dude wtf don't film a dead body it's very disrespectful!

YouTube: I don't see the problem?

by 卐卐卐卐卐 February 3, 2018

foreskin bomb

When an uncircumcised man tries to urinate and due to squashing, the top of the foreskin seals temporarily causing a traffic jam, or build up of wee wee, filling the foreskin with bladder shmadder, the seal then breaks, resulting in a sort of explosion, propelling a lot of water, compared to the usual flow (9 cumecs) a minor inconvinience.

those are tight trousers, could cause a foreskin bomb

by loptus January 7, 2011

The Dark Forest

A place created by Erin Hunter in the series Warriors. It's where cats who've committed crimes against the Warrior Code go after they die.

When Tigerstar awoke, he realized he'd been sent to the Dark Forest.

by Paledawn October 2, 2010