split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025

Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.

Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"

by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

footlong brownie

when you've possibly done a world record poo.

where have you been?
sorry bro I just had a footlong brownie.

by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020

Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020