split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

footwong

a nickname for someone who looks japanese

jake is footwong cause he is japanese

by brillinder January 9, 2009

Foot long

could specifically be someone’s “foot long” (preferably male) or can known as subway meal. “Foot long can also be referred to as size in particular places.

I like that foot long

by Toe too big April 9, 2019

five dollar foot long

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.

Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

50 dollar foot long

an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.

Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.

by Km. March 8, 2011