Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.
Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"
by rPysh February 7, 2017
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A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020
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Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
by fishinguy August 14, 2015
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by Christmasy January 22, 2016
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by DerrekM September 30, 2006
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by c.dubsak April 9, 2008
Get the crabcakes and football mug.When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
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