Fooked

A clever derivitave of "fucked". This variation allows a more public application of its origin, all-the-while maintaining the intended emphasis and can be used anywhere in place of "fucked".

1) "We got all fooked up."

2) "She really fooked up that time."

by Keoki March 14, 2005

hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

by Amy August 25, 2004

foofer valve

A phrase used to caution someone before undertaking any difficult task.

I will help you carry that couch.

ok thanks, but dont blow a foofer valve.

can apply to most situations.

by hmorrison March 5, 2011

10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011