Flustrated

A made up word apparently by southerners, which combines "frustrated" with "flustered"

Vanessa gets so flustrated when centralized scheduling screws up Dr. Cates surgery schedule.

by imaromantic August 23, 2009

penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 23, 2007

flubrawl

during flu season, the attempt the avoid others' germs.

I went to the mall today, it was a mad flubrawl in there.

by fairies.wear.boots December 27, 2005

fluthanize

The act or practice of potentially infecting others with cooties or even worse, the H1N1 virus, by using the incorrect technique for sneezing or coughing.

Taken from euthanize The act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition.

Person A: Achoo! (but not into elbow)

Person B: Yuck! Quick, get that man some hand sanitizer! What are you trying to do, fluthanize us?

by zerosumgame September 19, 2009

fultracate

To violate by manner of words or inappropriate touching and making one feel uncomfortable in the situation.

Don't fultracate me!

by deanjk1030 October 19, 2010

Flustration

A feeling of being simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

I have given up on calling the 800 number for Social Security, because the flustration of dealing with that diabolical electronic prompt-bitch is about to cause me to become disabled all over again.

by Wendy S. March 4, 2013

Flustra

A boy who is in love with a lesbian who will never love him back.

I was heartbroken to see Chad become a flustra

by kalte platte October 21, 2016