Looming-flume 

The word "looming-flume" is pronounced loo-ming-floo-m. The "looming-flume" is when you are in a bathtub, and you suddenly have the urge to pee. It came out of nowhere. You do not want to get out of the tub, your so comfy.

E1: Hey! What did you do last night?
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!

peeing flume bathtub bare urination why water

Looming-flume by hollabackgirlllll October 21, 2015

Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

Log Flume by CFP July 24, 2008

poofy beef flume 

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

poofy beef flume by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

Swedish Log Flume 

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

Swedish Log Flume by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Splashless Log flume 

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

Splashless Log flume by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

meat flume by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

baby flume 

a low pitched noise of the throat, commonly creates a scene of chaos, uncomfortability, or ease.

Franky baby flumed so loud and hard that the room went silent... then erupted into full blown applause.

baby flume by sandycohen01 May 26, 2010