Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

Flossing the clam

Another way to refer to female masturbation.

My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.

by wooperieeee April 21, 2011

Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

Flossing the Dolphin

1)Masturbation

2)Jerking the chain

3)Wanking it

I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom.

by NJA December 2, 2005

Flossing the Peanut Butter

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."

Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"

by Tommy78 November 7, 2006

flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis March 2, 2011