Floating Hotdogs

Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.

To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.

Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato

I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.

It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man

by Doctor Goose April 28, 2019

Paparazzi Flirting

When a person of social recognition (or status) steps into the public eye incognito, or just plain well dressed, knowing in full that the paparazzi will indeed be there. Just to give the camera a taste of their FABulous personal life, for publicity of course!

D-list Star: Did you see Brie sunbathing topless in rehab with that ridiculous sunhat and dark glasses???? She was SO paparazzi flirting.

D-list Star's Friend: Uh, yeah, right. *Doesn't get it*

minutes pass....

D-list Star's Friend: OHHHHH! Like that time Christina went shopping in 5 inch heels for Leica M.'s.

D-list Star: How pathetic!

by LIKKIUE August 7, 2010

bitmoji flirting

Flirting with the absence of words and the implementation of a Bitmoji sticker(s)

*insert cute flirtatious Bitmoji Flirting sticker*

by Greasy Goblins April 19, 2018

ipod flirting

When you're next to someone while they're listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.

Usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, "Hey, I think you're cute," or interact verbally in general.

Jill: (Hands over earphone)
Jack: (Hesitantly takes earphone)
(Listens)
(Laughs at the thought that Jill made an attempt at "ipod flirting" with him)
Jill: (Runs away, crying)

by surfstarchris February 21, 2007

Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014

platonic flirting

Flirting with a friend with no romantic intention

"Remind me to thank brook later"
"Why"
"She intoduced you to me"
"Aw"
"This could be considered flirting...?"
"Platonic flirting?"
"Platonic flirting"

by K1tt3n September 18, 2017

table flirting

table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.

Person 1: That guy at the bar last night was totally table flirting with me last night.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.

by nataliecoex3 March 9, 2008