FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

Farce

Someone who has told a lie. A false statement.

That is not true Edgar! You are a farce! How dare!

by FonyTierro September 11, 2016

farceocracy

farcacious{ an act which is by essence false, deceptive and a lie

farceter { one who acts farcaciously or deceptively }

noun

is when the prevailing mode and rule of the day within the halls of the government of a society, is in its entirety saturated with lies, deception and intrigue.

" Any government which acts in direct paradox with the values, principles and objectives that which it overtly proclaims. Any such government or state is by default a farceocracy.

by Baron Neville December 3, 2016

Flareon

Flareon is the fire-type evolution of Eevee. Flareon is #136 in the Pokédex. Flareon has a fire chamber inside it’s body, when Flareon stores enough heat, it’s body temperature can reach 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit. When Flareon gets to hot, it fluffs out its fluffy coat to cool down. When Flareon inhales, the air heats up the flame sac, which could reach temperatures of 3,100 degrees Fahrenheit. Flareon will always inhale before it uses flamethrower. You can use a Fire Stone to evoke your Eeve into a Flareon.

Flareon is a fire-type Pokemon.

by Flareongx July 28, 2020

Flare-Up

When you want to fuck somebody and the feelings come and go.

"I really wanted to fuck him. I mean really badly. The feeling kind comes and goes. It's just a flare-up."

by Mommymillker.com November 12, 2021

Flargenyarg

A rich snobby person who craves social media. They usually watch all social media, but is usually always on twitter. They are usually emo teens.

WOW, WHAT A FLARGENYARG!
HES ALWAYS ON TWITTER!

by sir nicky March 31, 2023

Bozo Flares

Pubes that hang out the sides of a bikini.

She had huge bozo flares hanging out of her swim suit bottoms

by Freak66tone February 19, 2021