flangesta

female body part (vagina) that sparatically grows teeth. When infected, it oozes with pus.

"Eww, get your flangesta off the table"
"Please get some flangesta cream to clear up that infection"
"I really liked her, but her flangesta bit me"

by Robert Landon January 29, 2009

flangela

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

by geeksalot January 1, 2010

Flange Behaviour

When a person acts in a rediculous and inexplainable manner, often followed by a rediculous laugh that sounds like a small animal taking it's last gasps of breath.

Rachael acts like such a flange!!

Rach you have Flange Behaviour in the evenings!

Rach, cut out the Flange Behaviour please. you fucking flange!

by tommyseal February 14, 2012

Flange-missle

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.

Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."

by moj98 February 26, 2015

Flinger

People who, after washing their hands at your sink(s)...fling them and make a really nasty mess all over sink and counters!!!

He came in, petted the dogs, went to the kitchen sink to wash his hands and made a real mess. He is a flinger.

by docsdeb May 1, 2015

Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012