fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003

fagotini

the kind of pasta that queers eat

mike had a huge bowl of fagotini last night,hes so gay now.

by dick butt 666 July 12, 2014

fagobyte

A gay computer nerd or a straight nerd who is unable to get laid from a hot nerdy girl after failing to follow the simple instructions his nerd sensei gave him.

Dan you fagobyte! ASK HER OUT!

by Sensei §yron March 2, 2004

fagoosh

When a person is being very cool and funny but then takes something too far and nobody likes it. that person is a fagoosh.

You and your friend have just finished playing basketball and you would like to go into there pool because you are all sweaty but your friend says i have to go play world of war craft. in which case you can call that person a fagoosh.

by hitchiker321 August 10, 2010

Fagoot

A faggot...It just sounds funnier.

Fucking Fagoot.

by 13 March 26, 2003

flagophile

An ultra-patriotic individual who sees their nation's flag as something sacred. The individual generally shows profound love for it through speech and displaying it ubiquitously to the point that others may think he or she has sexual feelings for it.

"You should have seen all the flagophiles downtown today."
"Yeah, it's Veterans' Day."

by AnarchoGrow March 16, 2012