flaggot

Someone who only goes for the flag in any videogame's Capture the Flag gametype.
Guy 1: "Do you see that guy with 0 Kills and 3 Captures?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, What a flaggot."
by TheEnd152 May 09, 2011
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Flaggots

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People who are way too into flags. These people usually have multiple flag stickers all over their car or a bunch of flags on their property. They usually get all excited for useless holidays like Presidents Day, or Patriots Day to tend to their flags.
Today there was a group of people in front of city hall waving these FLAGS at the cars driving by it was so annoying. Bunch of flaggots.
by Nightriderjoe September 22, 2009
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Any person sporting an American flag, Gadsden flag, minuteman, or bald eagle avatar on social media who, despite being nearly illiterate, fancies himself an expert on foreign policy, climate science, Islam, economics, and all manner of topics he doesn't know the first things about.

Also, an idiot in an F-150, flags jammed into his flatbed shredding themselves to tatters in the wind as he flies down the freeway.
It was fun watching the flaggots on Facebook explode in comic outrage when I told them I was going to gay marry my Muslim tomcat.
by sirshizaxity December 15, 2015
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a mean name for someone who is a member of color guard. yeah, COLOR GUARD MEMBERS, not flaggots.

don't ever call someone a flaggot, because they work their asses off for 9, sometimes 11 hours a day, just to make the fucking show look more interesting. without color guard, you'd have nothing to look at.
omg that flaggot totally just missed her spot. what a stupid, like, flaggot and stuff. ya know?
by FxHxSxCxG August 05, 2006
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A person who wraps misguided patriotism around the war in Iraq.
"You flaggots will accuse anyone who is against the war as being unpatriotic."
by J.Man August 16, 2005
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A person, on Youtube or Social Media, who goes around flagging posts, often for no reason other than to troll.
My post got removed because of those damn flaggots
by SilverishGoldNova May 01, 2018
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A douchebag who flags posts on Craig's List for no good reason other than penile envy and a juvenile mentality!
Dude! I posted a sweet TV for sale on Craig's List and nobody ever responded. When I checked my posting, some Flaggot, flagged my post like a total butt sucker!
by degodan July 17, 2008
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