Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

flabbergasted

flatulent; gassy

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.

by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

by itxt July 21, 2009

flabbergastered

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006

Flybernate

A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.

Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.

person a: "How was your flight?"

person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."

by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

Flabbergasted

A adjective meaning exciting or intriguing.

Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

flabbergastestignation

A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.

I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.

by SixelaNiloc March 1, 2019