friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

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finder

a woman who tries to find the dick;in search for a small penis

Kara became finder to Frank's fritter.

by Nick-ster November 26, 2007

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Fact finder

Device to be utilized the day after consuming massive amounts of christmas crack, potato vodka, or kangarilla road. It may give the person insight as to what the hell happened the night before.

Dude, I gotta check my fact finder cuz I have no effin idea where my car is and what happened after 10 pm...

by Good Girls Do... April 25, 2008

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dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

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finderup

Of Danish descent.Popular in Denmark. Comes from the word fantasy and is translated as "worlds of fantasy". Known as a popular last name in Demark.

The finderup family is lucky to have so much money.

by Anders the MANders April 24, 2009

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findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.

Can i findersmitt all over your face?

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

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