financial refugee

A person looking for an asylum due to a financial persecution.

I would love to be a financial refugee.

by thecrazypuppet September 20, 2010

financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011

financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life

Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

financial education

Something that should be a gen. ed. for college students.

Man... I wish that my college had a good financial education class, cause I feel like I'm dying.

by Kathy@rose September 29, 2017

Financial Carnage

It’s what happens when the New World Order Rothschild run Central Banks run by the BIS bend over an entire economy and fist them with a metal spiked gauntlet, what is left is “Financial Carnage”

Do you see how the People of Venezuela walk so bow legged, it’s because of the Financial Carnage they suffered from the Rothschild Central Bank.

by dracolisk321 August 18, 2018

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023