moral fiber

"Moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find it, you fight for it. You risk it all, you put it in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

- Movie: The Girl Next Door

"You know, he's got great moral fiber. Regardless of circumstance, he stands by his convictions."

by chasingdaylight June 26, 2009

Hingle Fibers

The byproduct of a naturally occurring Spengfling infection of reality within the Xeuron Straight. Hingle fibers are one of two key ingredients used in the creation of Joshua Beetles, the other of which being Polynus Putty.

I collected a handful of Hingle Fibers while visiting the Xeuron Straight this weekend.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

fiberal

One who breaks many promises, especially someone belonging to the Liberal Party of Canada. See Lieberal.

Dalton McGuinty is the biggest fiberal to walk this earth.

by anti-red October 24, 2004

fiber-bomb

A psyllium fiber drink, taken with gusto. Similar to Jager-bombs (Jagermeister liquor and RedBull), but with no alcohol; usually Metamucil and water.

Man, I was having terrible shits all week, so I took a fiber-bomb; the very next day I had the best dump of my life - only an insurance-wipe was required!

by KleenBreak May 11, 2010

dark fiber

Fiber-optic cables that have been laid but aren't yet in use

Anyone else concerned how Google is buying up all the dark fiber?

by Washed Heathen September 11, 2005

fiberal

A wise and witty observation relating to how today's liberal interacts in the modern world. It is the obvious mix of "fib" (as in lie / liar and deceit) and "iberal" (as in "liberal"- i.e. ignorant, unrealistic socialist who wants big government to solve all problems at the expense of liberty). An accurate portrayal of today's left wing kooks who use revisionist history, rhetoric, character assasination and a complicit media to further their own skewed agenda which flies in the face of history, reason and common sense.

"I turned on the news tonight but couldn't stand the biased trash the fiberals were dishing up, so we played Scrabble instead."

by Frank Klaune July 9, 2004

Fiber

Helps you poop when you're constipated.

"I ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and I'm constipated"

by Awan Awfuqya June 21, 2006