tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.

Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.

by Looger October 1, 2004

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010

fechando

fechando means "dating" in spanish... according to some crazy girl named Selena;)

"esta fechando a mi chavo de suenos!">:O

"She's Dating the guy of my dreams!">:O

by Ittsool Yoo:D May 30, 2011

felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017

Fetchy

Attractive, good looking, nice to look at

My nipples look rather fetchy right now

by Loopy1502 October 22, 2017

Fetch kitty

An ginger cat that bullies autistics children and steals their chicken nuggets.

That fat fuck is a fetch kitty and stole my nuggies

by Sarabando August 25, 2022

fetchid

disgusting, degrading, pathetique. chest deep in a dead, bloated, cow

Jeff lived a fetchid existence

by Long John Silver September 15, 2004