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tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.
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by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014
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Feta Fugly

When a guy drops his paints and the stench of hoe slaps you in the face. Also known as cheese dick. Common association of this is found in any dive on a Friday night mackin' @ a small town local dive.
Yo' girl don't take that drink I herd he's got that Feta Fugly hiding in his pants.
by YourmomAcry$4UCheeseDck January 13, 2010
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Feta

Similar to Meta
To unknowingly be so self referential

In a naively contradictory sort of way
Causing the emotion of cheese among spectators

(To be meta except doing it obliviously and naively)
My parent's were trying to educate me on their "superior" music taste, they proceeded to continue listening to Oasis, just 24 hours after declaring them the shittest band to emerge from Manchester.

How very Feta of them

Me: Can i have some Feta on my salad?
Waitress: *hands me a Btec version of Matty Healy*
by The Thesaurus-Rex May 21, 2020
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Mint Feta

The build up of smegma to provide nutrients to one's partner during a blow job. It develops in clumps as cheese does, but give it week without washing, you're basically carrying around a dick full of snacks.
Thank god I'm uncircumcised, bae's getting plenty mint feta from this badboy tonight.
by ChildhoodRuiner January 29, 2021
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Feta

Negative slang term. Like how feta cheese falls apart, ideas or performance can fall apart or do bad. Lose credibility or reputation.
I did well on the multiple choice questions but when it came to the essay, total feta.

Or..
He was having a great game but when it came to the winning shot bro went total feta mode
by SirFrogII April 17, 2024
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feta

When someone crumbles apart or falls apart
She feta after her boyfriend broke up with her.
by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024
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feta

“I did great on the multiple choice part. But when it came to the essay – total feta.”
“Dude was having a great game but when it came to the game winning shot, bro went feta mode.”
by marriedtoateacher March 1, 2024
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